Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Jack Aubrey
Dear Sir,
Jack Aubrey shouldn't play at AA Jackson Mets!
He has an AVG of .151 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Jeffry Damico
Dear Sir,
Jeffry Damico isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Jackson Mets!
He has an AVG of .240, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/2/2008
Subject: Status of John Fierros
Dear Sir,
John Fierros shouldn't play at AA Jackson Mets!
He has an AVG of .196 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/5/2008
Subject: Gonzalo Diez healing process
Gonzalo Diez is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/18/2008
Subject: John Stults learns new position
John Stults has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 5/24/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Chris Singleton
Date: Friday, 5/30/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jason Grilli
Date: Sunday, 6/1/2008
Subject: Status of Paul King
Dear Sir,
Paul King seems overmatched at AA Jackson Mets!
He has an ERA of 5.06 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/6/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Danny Kolb
Date: Sunday, 6/8/2008
Subject: Status of Edgar Gonzalez
Dear Sir,
Edgar Gonzalez has problems at AA Jackson Mets!
He has an ERA of 6.65, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/9/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Santiago Perez
Date: Friday, 6/20/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Kerry Wood
Date: Saturday, 7/26/2008
Subject: Ruperto Ortiz healing process
Ruperto Ortiz is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/2/2008
Subject: Kirby Iglesias learns new position
Kirby Iglesias has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/4/2008
Subject: Gonzalo Diez learns new position
Gonzalo Diez has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
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